aracteristics of Aging ~
「男人漸老的五大特徵」
1. You see farther, but you pee closer.
( 越看越遠，越尿越近。)
2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.
( 坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。)
3. You cannot forget bygones, but you don't remember fresh things.
( 往事忘不掉，新事記不住。)
4. You still generate ideas up in your brain, but somhow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.
( 上面有想法，下面沒辦法。)
And a worst-case scenario is . .
( 更糟的是 . . . )
5. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.
( 以前硬著等，現在等著硬！)
